Jebidiah

Jebidiah is a older, country music loving, southern man, that thought Kendall was in love with him. He greatly enjoys Shakira's music and was "attempting to watch her music videos" when a "pop up" showed on his screen that there was a pornographic virus on his computer that was found while watching the music video for Hips Don't Lie.

Facts About Him


 * He owns a Dell laptop.
 * Calls the "Window's key" a racing flag.
 * Pronounces meme as "me-me. His kids use them.
 * Is semi hard-of hearing.
 * Mispronounces Kendall's name as "candle."
 * Thinks the government is watching him.
 * Is a farmer.
 * Thinks the government is hiding the real time to pay farmers less.
 * Has a tinfoil hat.
 * Ate a tinfoil hat.
 * Grows corn, apples, cabbage, and bananas.
 * Pronounces bananas as "ban-an-ays."
 * His son wanted him to grow weed.
 * Has an Amazon Prime account.
 * Claims to be friends with Jeff Kaplan, the game director of Overwatch. Had a picture of him as his desktop image, claimed it was a Christmas card.
 * Uses Windows 7.
 * Uses Farmers Only.
 * Has a tracker.
 * His uncle wants his tracker.
 * The tracker was originally supposed to go to the uncle after Jebidiah's father died.
 * Likes the song There's a Hole in My Bucket.
 * Plays guitar.
 * Likes the song She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy.
 * Can play She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy on guitar.
 * Wrote a song about Kendall.
 * Likes Ocean Man.
 * Can play Ocean Man on the guitar.