Edna

A old, god fearing, grandmother. A regular character on the streams.

Facts About Her


 * Has drawings her grandson made for her on her computer. Showed Kendall one he made for Thanksgiving.
 * Used to be in a art program.
 * Has a laptop.
 * Got a discount on her lap due to being in the art program.
 * Thought that the spyware could see her through her camera.
 * Used a type writer as a "little girl."
 * Has a sewing machine.
 * Her sewing machine is one of the few things she knows how to fix.
 * Has a scar from her Smallpox vaccine, Says the vaccine made her strong enough to do a pull-up on her brother's pull-up bar on his bedroom door.
 * Has 5 or 6 bank accounts. Tends to use only one.
 * Used to sign up for the rewards one can get from opening a new bank account. Wanted the umbrellas they were giving out to turn them into a boat in case of an emergency.
 * Has never made a boat.
 * Loses her wallet a lot. Has a card in it that has her address to return it.
 * Doesn't know if the "war on drugs" is over.
 * Went "undercover" at the "D.E.A." Ryan "hired" her.
 * Thought that people who help the D.E.A, got a chuck of the property seized.
 * Started the Neighborhood Watch program in her community
 * Called the police when people walked on the street.
 * Rides a bicycle.
 * Petitioned for multiple years to get herself deputized. It didn't work.
 * Recites the pledge randomly.
 * Sung The Star Spangled Banner at the Little Kids Little League Club for Kids Who Really Aren't That Good At Baseball but Could Be. Did it two years in a row.
 * Went on a trip one year and brought a machete back with her to give to Tyler, but her daughter wouldn't let her.
 * Thought there were drug lords at Target.
 * Was her father's "eyes and ears" as a child.
 * Takes prenatal vitamins. They were her daughter's vitamins from when she was pregnant. Thinks they can raise your iq if you take them while not pregnant because they won't be going to the baby.
 * Thinks God wants her to be a secret agent for the U.S. government.
 * Thinks the earth is flat.
 * Plays Minecraft. Only plays on Christian servers that don't allow swearing.